Jag och Love letade efter ord som rimmar på Orange (på engelska tänkte vi). Vi hittade inget vettigt, tydligen finns det helt enkelt inget som rimmar på Orange. Men vi hittade en jävligt rolig lista:
Here are a bunch of words that rhyme with orange
borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
corange – the very essence of an orange
commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as you might expect)
eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favourite type of orange
elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but before the 5 second rule has expired
goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favoured by soldiers, criminals, and computer games programmers
krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
lemorange – a gender confused orange
memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
remorange – an orange that you regret eating
remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of Viagra, shaped like a hexagon
septorange – one more than the sextorange
tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges


